My mesmerizing girlfriend, Rachael, has been in a relationship with me for approximately a year and 3 months, and I love her dearly due to her marvelous facades and her breathtaking display of perfection.

Her body is beyond pristine and her intelligence and her interests never ceases to amaze me.

Her fautless attributes drives me wild and induces the galvanization of my lubricious passions that I hold for her.

Last night, I wanted to verbalize to my girlfriend and I desired to hold an intellectual conversation with her, but because of the complications induced by my medicine (my medicine makes me extremely tired and causes a mild case of alogia (poverty of speech), I felt annoyed by the perturbation in my linguistic skills.

I understand my girlfriend desires intellectual and fun conversations, but because of the side effects of my medicine, that arduous task of trying to have fun in our conversations seems like formidable task, because there's limited things for me to say.

I love her so much that I desperately want what's best for her in every way and I want to make her have bliss in our comradeship.